Friday, November 21, 2008

Friday Night Fights--Groinatological Style!!

Well, if you guys know me, then you know there's no way we're getting through a whole bout of Friday Night Fights without a little bit of Master of Kung Fu action.

I'm sure we've all been in this situation--you're wandering through the Swiss Alps, when a crazed sumo wants to have a word or two with your hot secret agent girl friend:

Instead of fighting, you could wait to see who dies of exposure first...Well, this is gonna go down just like a Street Fighter match between Ryu and E. Honda, right?

Try the Sheng Long!!
Master of hitting a brick wall, is more like itUhhh....not so much.

Alec, who was the owner of the San Diego Padres?Time to make a stand, and go to plan B. The stand:

That's sort of the idea, Shang...And what's plan B?

KWUD--your local NPR stationOUCH right in the baby-maker!!

Master of Cheap Shots is more like itOh, Shang-Chi, that was so cruel. And how do you finish off the chump? With a CHUMPT!!

Next time wear proper clothing!!Remember--just because you're named "The Rising and Advancing of a Spirit" doesn't mean that you can't smash an evil sumo in the gonads. You are still Fu Manchu's son, after all...

But don't try that move on Spacebooger--because his are made of iron!!

Painful-just-to-read scrotum attack from Master of Kung Fu #46 (1976) from Moench, Gulacy, and Pablo Marcos.

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