Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Worst Villainous Plot--EVER!

Who is this bad guy?

Good to meet you, sir!

Stick-up-his-butt best friend Luther is in a bit of a jealous snit because gal pal Martha would rather be jitterbugging with shallow playboy Darrel Dane (who's really Doll Man...shhh!).

But someone overhears his griping:


You know, guys, it is 1946. Maybe after a long war and longer depression, people are entitled to a teensy bit of frivolity? Just sayin'.

The new friendship goes badly, of course, as Grim is kind of a psycho hose beast, who kidnaps Luther and Martha for his fiendish plan!!

And what plan is that?!?



Seriously?



So in 2046 you'll awake, and because people like to have fun, mankind will be so weak and silly that 100 people from 1946 will just be able to walk in and take over?

Suffice it to say, Doll Man was sufficient to stop this brilliant scheme.

Look, Grim, if you've invented suspended animation, how about patenting it, making a fortune, and conquering the world financially?

So, anyway, watch out in 2046, I guess, that your driverless cars don't run over any "strong" douchebags from the past.

From Doll Man Quarterly #10 (1946)

1 comment:

Mista Whiskas said...

"if you've invented suspended animation, how about patenting it, making a fortune, and conquering the world financially?"

I was going to write 'but where's the fun in that' but then, y'know.