Tuesday, January 9, 2018

That Time Diana Solved The Fuel Crisis And Made Everyone Have Free Fun!!

Time to put the FUN in fundraising!

Well, I can't say anything about that is wrong. But I know plenty of exercising recreation maniacs who are total buttholes, so...

How did this whole project start?

Wonder Woman saves a woman from drowning herself in Niagara Falls!

Long flashback short--Gay Frollick (yup) was dumped by her boss/fiance, AND framed for murder. Rough week. After her time in the hoosegow, she was too despondent to go on.

Diana's solution?


Sorority hazing follows...

Along with dancing!!

And, well, all sorts of fun:

It works so well, that...

She gets her ex-boss/ex-boyfriend to pony up the money for the pilot project...

It works. But the world needs money, and...

Diana's brilliant fund-raising scheme?

For the record, in 1944 gas prices averaged 21¢/gallon, and was still hard to come by with war-time rationing. So, yeah, a penny a gallon was a pipe dream.

So what's Diana's plan?


"Blue Ether, the Fun Fuel" sounds like the latest party drug!

But damned if it doesn't work!



And so, America now has permanently cheap fuel and a massive chain of free fun clinics!!

Thank you, Wonder Woman!!

From Sensation Comics #27 (1944)

3 comments:

Mista Whiskas said...

This is the second story in a few days about a hero that rescues an attempted suicide and then uses their talents to give hope to the person. Zack Snyders, take note, superheroes can be about hope!

George Chambers said...

A Golden Age Wonder Woman story all about having fun that didn't include any bondage? I call shenanigans! But they did get 'Gay Frollick' under the radar, so that's something. Great post, Snell!

Sort Of The Atom said...

While I'm always up for some Gay Frollick, I hope one day we can hear Geebang Jezebel's story.......